so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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