It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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