So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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