Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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