separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
this will be a night to untag.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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