Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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