O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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