Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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