Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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