How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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