You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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