No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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