Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
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I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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