we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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