we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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