GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?