we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.