i may or may not be watching the land before time
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
29 Frat Parties That Got Way Too Out Of Control
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice