I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
