Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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