did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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