I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
she told me i tasted like america
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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