your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
