Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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