My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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