Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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