I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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