I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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