i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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