Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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