My liver just broke up with me...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Randomize
