no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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