No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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