I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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