So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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