so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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