Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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