Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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