that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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