Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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