do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You were trust falling into bushes
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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