He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I deserve this hangover.
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