so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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