How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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