you would pick up someone in the library
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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