I wanna bring you to show and tell
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
