I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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