I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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