You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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