I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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