About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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