she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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