Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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