So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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